Die Nacht der BBC-Eilmeldungs-Mails.
Nobody expects the BBC breaking news alert!
chief weapon breaking news: A man has been charged with terror offences and…
Two more! I mean, three men have been charged with…
One more! Four! Our breaking news is that four men are now facing terror charges and..
I’ll come in again.
(With due apologies to Monty Python.)
And now for something completely different.